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Friday, October 24, 2003
 
Halloween: Making it both Scary AND Religious!:

"The holiday Halloween always presents a problem to people who only like Ghosts if they get inside them and make them convulse on the floor of a public building, gurgling saliva and screaming nonsensical words. But, let's face it, being Pentecostal is not everyone's cup of tea -- and can ruin the crease in silk and linen! For such people who like their Ghosts Holy, Halloween is a time when non-saved people do strange things at the bidding of Satan. Each year, children are faced with the tricky dilemma of how to stock up on those yummy bite-size Three Musketeers bars without succumbing to Devil Worship."







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