Search WWW Search oracle.zenic.net



Links





Thursday, August 07, 2003
 
Recall Gary for Governor!,He's the right leader for these times. Why he's our man.:

"'Hello there, this is Gary Coleman,' he said in a voice-mail message. 'It is 3:30 on Friday. I'm stuck in Friday traffic in my car, getting ready to pull out my hair. But maybe this is something I can fix as governor. ... I am probably the most unqualified person to run for governor, but I'm willing to do it as a goof if you are. But then I need to know something: Whose ass do I kick if I actually win? Because that means I'm gonna have to move up to Sacramento -- the armpit of California -- and administer this state back to some kind of solvency.' "







Try this blog


Today's Satire Headlines