The Onion | I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America

"True patriots know that a price of freedom is periodic submission to the will of our leaders—especially when the liberties granted us by the Constitution are at stake. What good is our right to free speech if our soldiers are too demoralized to defend that right, thanks to disparaging remarks made about their commander-in-chief by the Dixie Chicks?"

I know, it's a few days old now, but damn, I just read it. :)