Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue

"They're all here - Alf, Garfield, Alvin, Brainy, Slimer, Pooh, and more. We immediately get our first shock moment, as the group finds Michael's box of drugs under the bed, prompting Simon to nail that crucial line: "I think it's marijuana." I know not too many of you have had the pleasure of watching this video, but time seems to stop when Simon mouths that word. It comes off more like "maaaaarrrraaaajuuuuaaaannaaah," and everything else in the world seems to temporarily fade to gray. From here on out, the drug references don't stop. You've got Alf talking about heroin, you've got Miss Piggy talking about cocaine. It's really, really strange to watch. We're talking strange on the same level as watching Mrs. Cleaver give Wally a rimjob. Sorry, I'm not usually this crass. It's just that hearing Papa Smurf yell 'LAY OFF THE DOPE, MICHAEL" tends to shake one's foundations of reality. I'm sure it'll pass."