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Thursday, October 03, 2002
George Bush military records "George Bush has lost a year of his youth and needs your help to find it. Between May 1972 and October 1974 George W. Bush seems to have lost: 1) A year of his service in the Air National Guard (ANG) 2) His eligibility to fly F-102 jet fighters (See photocopy, footnote 1) 3) The directions to his military doctor's office 4) The means to travel to his punishment detail (2) to which he apparently never reported, although he claims to have served the final months of his enlistment there. Lots of people didn't see George Bush, including retired General William Turnipseed (3) to whom young 1st Lt. Bush was ordered to report, and the commanders of the Texas Air National Guard Unit (4) in which he was supposedly serving. You can imagine how disturbing this must be to our unelected Commander-in-Chief — to have so thoroughly lost a year of his own military service (5) when he plans to ask young Americans to stick to the terms of their military enlistments so he can send them to Iraq." |
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