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Tuesday, August 20, 2002
 
Houston cops admit that their parking lot raid was stupid.

They also revised the number of people that they arrested. Not 475, but only 278 people were arrested for doing nothing.

"I was eating ice cream from the Sonic when I was arrested," 19-year-old Emily Demmler said Monday....
"It was like, `Kill them all and let God sort them out,' " said the other supervisor. "I guess we're just lucky he didn't order us to fire warning shots into the crowd or anything."







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