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Friday, November 16, 2001
 
Used to be, you hold up a store, the owner pulls a gun on you, and then
there's a shoot out. Some times the robber won, some times the store
keeper. But the point was, however it ended, it was a matter between
citizens of this country, and the ARMED MF'ing FORCES had nothing to do with
it. Used to be, if you called out the National Gaurd, it was because ALIENS
WERE LANDING, or A GIANT TARANTULA was menacing the population. But now,
The Man(tm) needs help with a little old armed robbery.

Do you know who in this country hires the most ex-military? Who buys
machine guns? Our captors. The PO-leese.

Don't tell me that militarization of police is a good thing. It's not.







BOISE, Nov. 15 - Apache attack helicopters hovered over the open
fields near the Boise Outlet Mall while police used dogs and horses to
search the ground - all in an effort to find a suspect in an armed robbery.

Apache attack helicopters hovered over the open fields near the
Boise Outlet Mall while police used dogs and horses to search the ground -
all in an effort to find a suspect in an armed robbery.

Shortly before two o'clock Tuesday, a woman who employees say
handles banking for the Idaho Auto Auction was approached in the company's
parking lot.

"She was approached by a man with a ski mask, he opened her door
and told her to give him all of her money," says Boise Police Spokesman Rich
Wright. "She of course was scared, the suspect lifted his shirt, showed he
had a handgun." Police won't say how much money was taken nor would they
confirm it was the company's daily bankroll.







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